"In a month's time bedlam will hit the streets of Calidor."

In a passive-aggressive tone and because the extremist pastor hadn't spent enough time already telling the public about his life-long grudge against gnomes, Alex Ritual dedicated an hour of his sermon program today to make the phony case that if gnomes weren't banned from the great city of Calidor immediately riots and civil strife would be unleashed on the streets of Calidor. Alex spoke in a subdued, patronizing manner to his audience, and more directly, to the local police department.

"Police officers of this great, great city, I implore you all to consider the ramifications of posting up more police officers in the Trade Quarter. This city does not need more government intervention in their lives, the government, when it was originally created was intended for one sole purpose."

Alex paused, frowning at his audience like he was scolding a toddler before continuing to prophesize.  

"The government's job is to build our roads, and to keep us safe when we need it. We do not need it right now. We have lax gun laws here because if there is an existential threat to innocents, it is the private citizen's duty to blow a hole through whatever scumbag's churning up havoc. The cuck media would have us believe the bad crowd was responsible for harassing Mann Taylor for protection money. In actuality, a band of gnomes harassed and demanded protection money from Mann Taylor. I am profoundly disappointed the cuck media can't do their job right. But because I understand you all have our best interests in mind, and cannot be entirely blamed; for the media is the great serpent of evil constantly feeding you garbage and you are too afraid to speak up in dissent against political correctness... I can't sit here today and condemn you. I only ask for you to wake up, CCPD. If this is offensive, just send me a letter and we can talk about it. I don't care if you send it two weeks later. I wish you nothing but the best, CCPD. I won't mention what happened at Mann Taylor's for a week, or anything about what you honorable, freedom-fighting soldiers do in your day-to-day life of grabbing gnomes by the pussy. Because if not, In a month's time bedlam will hit the streets of Calidor. If you can stomach all the violence and the raging fires then so be it. I personally would go with the safer choice. Thank you... for listening, it means a lot."

Alex Ritual has a week-long history of violent rhetoric against gnomes, he's spread the toxic conspiracy theory that gnomes were monopolizing the bleeding-edge technology industry, bragged about his racism being mainstreamed, and reported government spending to fund the essential natural, medical, and philosophy departments at a University in sore need of improvement was a waste of time.     

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