Post by thehitman on Nov 15, 2016 12:38:06 GMT -5
Far-Triumvirant pastor Alex Ritual kicked-off his morning radio program sermon by latching onto the recent news of Baron Leopold von Stargfelsen's announcement to the public that the Barony of Stargfelsen (including the city of the same name) will no longer accept to be part of the Kingdom of Saderia.
Pulling out a gun just outside of the Cathedral and conducting what appeared to be some bizarre gun fetish of polishing a gun-blade he owned feverishly, and rather unhumbly gloating over the barony and city of Stargfelsen's indepenence while claiming he was being humble- just a little excited. He likened king Kaiser-Hertzog Gustav Hirschwald to a "crazed, hateful, feminized cuck" who has an insatiable desire to "turn Calidor into a gunless, godless nightmare where profit is frowned upon." Emphasizing a life-or-death prerogative to buy up all the guns in your local store at Bob's guns before Calidor goes down the ruined path of "freedom-hating" Saderia.
With Baron Leopold von Stargfelsen's wife dead and no apparent announcement on the cause of her death, Alex decided to fill the mysterious void by creating his own narrative of what really happened. After wildly firing his gun into the morning sky, followed by a "yee-haw", and saying the word "gnome-cucks" twenty-seven times with no clear context, Alex purported that Baron Leopold (as he fondly says the first name in an unmistakable personable manner; like he actually has met the man before) is a hero who will be the middle finger, and the wrecking ball Stargfelsen needs.
Closing out his sermon, because the overweight man had grown surprisingly famished, Alex declared that Baron Leopold was "without a modicum of doubt the most humble-mannered leader in the world."
Pulling out a gun just outside of the Cathedral and conducting what appeared to be some bizarre gun fetish of polishing a gun-blade he owned feverishly, and rather unhumbly gloating over the barony and city of Stargfelsen's indepenence while claiming he was being humble- just a little excited. He likened king Kaiser-Hertzog Gustav Hirschwald to a "crazed, hateful, feminized cuck" who has an insatiable desire to "turn Calidor into a gunless, godless nightmare where profit is frowned upon." Emphasizing a life-or-death prerogative to buy up all the guns in your local store at Bob's guns before Calidor goes down the ruined path of "freedom-hating" Saderia.
With Baron Leopold von Stargfelsen's wife dead and no apparent announcement on the cause of her death, Alex decided to fill the mysterious void by creating his own narrative of what really happened. After wildly firing his gun into the morning sky, followed by a "yee-haw", and saying the word "gnome-cucks" twenty-seven times with no clear context, Alex purported that Baron Leopold (as he fondly says the first name in an unmistakable personable manner; like he actually has met the man before) is a hero who will be the middle finger, and the wrecking ball Stargfelsen needs.
Closing out his sermon, because the overweight man had grown surprisingly famished, Alex declared that Baron Leopold was "without a modicum of doubt the most humble-mannered leader in the world."
